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r/thetagangr/thetagang· u/satireplusplus· 6d agoDiscussion 206

Daily r/thetagang Discussion Thread - What are your moves for today?

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Generic daily discussion thread for r/thetagang with no specific stock picks or market analysis provided.

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Keep it friendly and civil; this is not WSB and automod will censor your posts at will for unsavory and unfriendly remarks. Try to keep shit posting and bragging to a minimum.

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u/hv876 8· 6d ago

Ok. Recession is over. Will delete if untrue.

u/Whatisnotmyproblem 6· 6d ago

Nothings changed no nukes went up on the weekend. The U.S. still needs to print money to service the debt…. So everything going up this week.

u/usuallyalurker11 4· 6d ago

We'll V back by noon tomorrow. Will delete if untrue

u/usuallyalurker11 3· 6d ago

Gaybears had their fun last Friday. They are now in a...refractory period.

u/xJetSetLifex 3· 6d ago

“Stock futures drift lower at the open”

5 min later…

“Trump says bibi will have no choice but to accept peace deal with Iran”

u/MostlyH2O 3· 6d ago

Who schedules a kids birthday party for 3pm? Don't they know that is when futes open?

u/AdventurousPea6649 3· 6d ago

What did he have? 800p this week? Butt clenching moment

u/es_cl 3· 6d ago

I can’t remember the last time I missed a direct stick blood draw, been a few months. Imagine if my options trading skills were as good as my blood drawing skills, I’d be making millions from trades.

u/Ohm_Shanti 3· 6d ago

Lmao, I used to drink quite a bit. Stopped each time in solidarity with my wife when she was pregnant. After the second kid, I never had much of an itch to drink as much as I used to, just did it socially. After I started really getting into weightlifting, I totally quit.

u/RampagingDeer 3· 6d ago

For $1200 you should've at least got a handy on the way home. Teflon cookware was the biggest scam. I use a big cast iron pan I've had for 20 years and stainless pots. Also a Blackstone. You can cook damn near anything on a Blackstone.

u/Alive_Bid7229 3· 6d ago

I'm old enough to remember every broker had the disclaimer: "Past performance does is not an indicator of future results." Today hopium completely ignores this.

u/Alive_Bid7229 3· 6d ago

I'll drink 3 bourbons tonight. 1 for me, 1 for you, and the 1 you would have for Karen. Now the universe is zen again.

u/AmplifiedS 3· 6d ago

The Gencoidal terrorist IDF struck multiple targets in heavily populated cities within Iran, continuing their illegal, non-UN sanctioned attacks against a sovereign nation.

There, fixed that for ya!

u/Terrible_Champion298 4· 5d ago

Iran launched missiles at northern Israel earlier today.

u/MostlyH2O 2· 6d ago

Implying your post on a site in the center of the universe about east coast being the center of the universe was sent from technology developed in the center of the universe