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r/wallstreetbetsr/wallstreetbets· u/West_Lavishness6689· 5d agoDiscussion 0

SpaceX IPO is the most beautiful exit liquidity trap I've ever seen 👀

Investor summaryBearish

Author views SpaceX IPO as a liquidity trap for retail investors, predicting insiders are selling to exit while retail buys the hype.

Bear points
  • IPO is positioned as an exit strategy for early insiders rather than value creation for new shareholders.
  • Retail enthusiasm and 'FOMO' are being exploited to provide liquidity for sellers at high valuations.
  • Market uncertainty and recent volatility suggest risky timing for locking up capital in a hyped IPO.
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thats a text between my friends dad who just turned 70 and me(34 year old regard). I convinced him to buy RYCEY in 2021 and he still holding after I told him I got out. anyways.

here is my regarded SpaceX slop theory.

Every boomer with a Schwab account and a CNBC addiction has been waiting their whole life for this moment. SpaceX. $135 a share. Pre-IPO access. They're literally salivating. They can't wait, i bet you can't either right?

Meanwhile the people SELLING them those shares at apparently this $135/share are the same ones who watched the market get absolutely cooked on Friday stirring up some uncertainty. "SpaceX will save us all".

This IPO is NOT because they want to share the gains with you. This IPO is all because they want OUT. (video reference from my text) Your 401k is the exit. Your boomer father in law who "got in early" at 135 is the exit. The guy who thinks he's going to flip it in three days for a quick twenty percent is the exit.

Classic pump built in. But everyone apparwntly KNOWS it'll pop at open. Everyone thinks they're the smart money getting out before the bag drop. Nobody thinks they're the bag holder, im sure some of you would love to bag hold Elon Musk and his rockets.

Spoiler: somebody is holding the bag.

Not me though. I'll be right here. holding cash like the 🌈 🐻 I've become after making my few million. I will be eating popcorn all week watching the liquidity event of the decade unfold in real time. 🍿🍿🍿

Like i said about my position: cash gang. NFA - you do you. Go Bulls! I'm secretly rooting for you.

Discussion · top comments15 selected
u/CalebVanPoneisen 129· 5d agoTop

Cash gang? At this time of year? At this time in the market? In this economy? Entirely localized within this subreddit?

u/Ok-Clerk393 36· 5d ago

He's actually retarded and I don't mean that in a meme-y cute way.

u/Strong-Hovercraft702 98· 5d agoTop

I really cant wait for all the loss porn, or fomo porn, whichever way its going to go. I wont pretend to know the direction, I'm just staying tf out of it with my popcorn

u/Acceptable-Piccolo57 17· 5d ago

This!

I thought the OAI listing was what was going to cause the end times, but of course the twatter owner wants to burst the bubble

u/quoala678 53· 5d agoTop

I can’t wait till Friday so everyone can shut up about spacex.. including my self

u/vetruviusdeshotacon 15· 5d ago

I have bad news for you

u/CalebVanPoneisen 9· 5d ago

My theory is that the market will kangaroo or drop until Friday, and then… boom! Just like Blue Origin. Except there’s something zooming out of the explosion straight into space, yeeted at speeds exceeding escape velocity.

“To the moon!” the observers mutter, watching through their Temu telescopes.

And then, another explosion. It hit one of the satellites in orbit. What are the chances? I don’t know. Ask r/theydidthemaths. From there, it’s up to quantum randomness. Perhaps it will moon, perhaps it will mars, and perhaps it will come crashing back down.

Whatever happens, though, we should all look forward to seeing some amazing screenshots during the weekend.

u/Actual_Manufacturer5 26· 5d ago

buying spacex is like buying bitcoin at 125k

u/Strong-Hovercraft702 13· 5d ago

I bough eth at 4000+$ so I guess I kearned my lesson

u/beazt93 21· 5d ago

How can insider sell stock when their shares are locked up

u/demento19 14· 5d ago

Don’t bring logic into this.

u/shugo7 11· 5d ago

Why are they forcing that shit with ads and whatnot so hard lmao.

u/CJBlueNorther 10· 5d ago

It's gonna skyrocket, relentlessly.

Way too many people expecting it to crash.

u/Bilbo_Butthole 8· 5d ago

If he’s getting allocated shares at $135, he’ll make bank lol. Y’all are truly delusional. This thing is going to open at a big premium to the IPO list price

u/lmaoggs 8· 5d ago

The loss porn on this sub is going to be generational