← Back to dashboard
Share
050%
r/stocks
$GOOG down $40 in a month
Investor summaryBullish
Sarcastic post mocking bears by highlighting Google's massive cash, profits, and market dominance despite a $40 drop.
Bull points
- Google holds hundreds of billions in cash and generates billions in quarterly profits.
- The company maintains a dominant monopoly, effectively owning half of the internet.
- Recent $40 drop is an overreaction, as core businesses like Search, AI, Cloud, and YouTube remain highly lucrative.
Post body
I have reviewed the chart and can confirm this is Google’s 9/11.
Search is dead. AI is dead. Cloud is dead. Waymo is dead. YouTube is dead. Android is dead. The company only has a few hundred billion dollars in cash, billions in quarterly profits, and ownership of half the internet.
Frankly, I don’t see a path forward.
At this point, management should probably liquidate the company, sell YouTube for spare parts, and turn the Googleplex into a Spirit Halloween.
Discussion · top comments
No comment snapshot fetched for this post yet.