r/wallstreetbets
The Elon glaze has gone too far
The author mocks WSB's blind obsession with Elon Musk and the SpaceX IPO, warning retail investors won't see his wealth.
- The SpaceX IPO hype is driven by irrational retail obsession with Elon Musk rather than fundamentals.
- Retail investors are delusional if they expect to share in Elon's wealth through the IPO.
Gentleman (and the 10s of women who find themselves on this sub),
SpaceX IPO day is over. You have 24 hours to occupy your Elon cuck chair and furiously masturbate, or attempt to fornicate with your cybertruck. I have the duty to advise you he will not be sharing his amassed fortune (nor his Ketamine laced nut) with any of you.
I get the feeling most of his sycophants would gladly turn over every dollar they are granted in a game of monopoly to Elon, and then giddily ask if he’s going to build a hotel his properties in the following turn. They would then praise him for being so amazing at the game of monopoly, and proceed to offer him sex with their significant other.
If we could return to pro forma posts about an impending financial crisis which never actually comes to fruition I would greatly appreciate. ❤️