Life after mars

Investor summaryBullish

The author jokes about buying Wendy's stock as it provides jobs, bathrooms, and Baconators for those left on Earth.

Bull points

Wendy's provides essential services like jobs, bathrooms, and Baconators.
The author is buying 1k shares of the stock.

WEN

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Earlier today I had an epiphany, if everyone moves to Mars, and only us regards are left behind, we will need a job, a bathroom and baconators. There is only one place that could provide us with all 3.

Sadly, my wife's boyfriend allowed me only enough for measle 1k stocks, hopefully she can convince him to give me more control of our account later tonight

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