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Half Cash, Half Stock - I think there’s a conspiracy here guys
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A WSB meme post about a date turning out to be a prostitute controlled by the Chicago mob, with a random 1 share position in RDW.
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A couple of weeks ago I posted that I had met a very nice girl for a brief date. Went as well as expected, I went home happier.
We’re now dating. I think things worked out for us both, she’s happy with me.
A gentleman showed up at my house today asking about her - looked like a bloated Christopher Walken with a bad sun tan, mentioned Chicagostan.
Anyway, his beef with me was about the employment of now girlfriend - she was supposed to be working several different areas of construction at the same time, and dues were falling behind due to the lack of work.
Positions: 1 $RDW share
Wish me luck, retards.
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